Veselé Vánoce příteli mého manžela

You came early today. Wait, you're not my husband. Don't apologize. It's his fault for telling you to come to his house when his wife is alone.

I just wanted to surprise him, but it's alright. You can look around at whatever you want. Do you want to masturbate?

Well, that doesn't bother me. Go ahead if you want.